The plan is a farm. A cow, a couple of goats, a sheep, and as many rescue cats as the land will hold.
The income funding it comes from filming adult content together on OnlyFans.
Jade and Josh Vow, originally from southwest England, make six figures creating X-rated videos online.
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They moved to Cyprus three years ago, started feeding the strays that wander the streets there, and somewhere along the way the retirement fantasy shifted from villa to sanctuary.
From Southwest England to feeding strays in Cyprus
The cats came first. Then two of them moved in.
“We started feeding them, taking them to the vets and letting them roam around,” Josh said.
“At first I didn’t really want the responsibility of owning cats ourselves. Now I couldn’t imagine not having them.”
The pair now share their home with Scampi and Peach Pie.
Jade, who posts as @littlepidge to her 60,000 Instagram followers, says the quiet domestic version of her life is the real one.
“If I was single, I’d have no friends. I wouldn’t leave the house. I’d definitely be a crazy cat woman.”
The dream isn’t a mansion
For a couple making six figures from adult content, the wishlist is unexpectedly agricultural.
“I’d love to open a cat sanctuary out here in Cyprus,” Jade, 27, said.
“That’s genuinely my dream. I want loads of cats, a couple of goats, a cow, a sheep – just a really nice farm set-up.”
Josh said flashy money has never been the point.
“We’re not obsessed with flashy stuff. We just want freedom.”
They’d also like to open a sex club
The farm isn’t the only project. The adult industry will stay in the picture somehow, and the couple have a side ambition that pairs unusually with the goats.
“We also have dreams of opening a sex club one day,” Jade said.
“We genuinely love the industry. It’s not just some fad to us.”
They’ve toured a few across Europe. Amsterdam topped the list, partly for the atmosphere, partly for the food.
“It just felt like a normal nightclub, except with naked people walking around,” Josh said.
“There was no pressure and no awkwardness. Also, the satay chicken was incredible.”
The reality is mostly films and cats
The lifestyle people assume comes with the job is not the lifestyle they live.
“People think our lifestyle must be crazy all the time,” Jade said.
“But honestly, we mostly just stay home with our cats watching films.”
Josh said the only thing he actively resists is the idea that an unconventional career should look a certain way.
“I don’t like closed-mindedness. I don’t think life should be restricted to being boring and mundane.”
Why it matters
The Vows are part of a quieter shift inside adult content creation, where the top earners increasingly talk about exit plans, animal rescues and small businesses rather than supercars.
OnlyFans has minted a generation of creators with serious cash and no obvious off-ramp, and the ones who last tend to be the ones who already know what comes after.
It also lines up with a broader creator-economy pattern.
The performers making real money online are spending it on land, animals and rural quiet, not the lifestyle their feeds advertise.
The aesthetic is one job. The actual life is another.
For now, Jade and Josh keep filming. The cow comes later.
“One day I’ll have a thousand cats and my own sanctuary,” Jade said.
“That’s the real goal.”
