I was banned from Tesco for life as a kid – my mates asked me to grab the Lucozade and I froze in the CAR
Dele Alli says he was banned from Tesco for life as a boy after robbing the store. The ex-Spurs star froze in the car when mates asked for Lucozade.
My ex dumped me then moved on fast – so I turned the heating up to 28C and took every kitchen cupboard HANDLE with me
Kerry Adams was dumped, then replaced. Her revenge: heating at 28C all day, designer boxers in the bin and every kitchen cupboard handle packed away
I spotted a sign at the airport asking if I’d left my oven on – the internet called it INSANE
A banner at South Bend airport asked travellers if they'd left the oven on. Molly O'Rourke filmed it, and 846,000 people agreed the ad was unhinged.
Love Island’s Davide fell for her in January – now his girlfriend is starting 18 months in PRISON
Iris Rabaya Au took $2.6m from her crypto fraudster ex and told the taxman almost none of it. Love Island's Davide Sanclimenti is standing by her.
I sat through five hours of strawberry vape on an easyJet flight – then police boarded at BIRMINGHAM
Four passengers vaped their way from Larnaca to Birmingham on an easyJet flight. Police boarded on landing and the rest of the plane waited 25 minutes.
I sold my breast implant to a fan for £1,500 – it comes signed, with a certificate from my SURGEON
Wrestling's 'First Lady' Missy Hyatt sold her old breast implant to a fan for £1,500 after a week of bidding. It ships signed, with a surgeon's certificate.
We queued all night for Pokémon cards – then a woman turned up with a hot food stand and got BOOTED
Fans queued 12 hours for Pokémon cards at a Colchester Smyths. Then a woman tried to slip in near the front, and the store manager sided with the crowd.
Drug gang wanted Sergio Aguero to front their ticket firm – then police seized their PHONES
An alleged Argentine drug ring spent months chasing Sergio Aguero for a ticketing firm, court files claim. He has not been named as a suspect by prosecutors.
The internet says I’m Zendaya’s secret twin – strangers now shout her name at me in the MALL
The internet has dubbed property manager Paige McKillip Zendaya's secret twin. She doesn't see it. Brands, fans and strangers in the mall firmly disagree.
Man City star parked his £200,000 Mercedes in a loading bay – then the council clamped it
Omar Marmoush's £200,000 Mercedes was clamped in a Manchester loading bay on 14 August. Thirteen days later, the Man City forward joined Tottenham on loan.
Mum-of-five Cindy Parks missing after taxi drops her home at 4am – family now searching the hills on foot
Cindy Parks, a mum-of-five from Middlesbrough, has been missing since a taxi dropped her near her home at 4am on Saturday. Her family are appealing for CCTV.
I watched Brits queue from 6am for a sunbed – our hotel has 170 rooms and 130 beds
Edward Lawton says guests at his Mallorca hotel queue from 6am with coffee flasks to grab a sunbed. He claims the hotel has 170 rooms and only 130 beds.
