The kitchen has a cooker, a fridge, a sink and a toilet. Not a downstairs loo off the hallway.
An actual toilet, in the kitchen, behind a folding door decorated with red phone boxes.
The three-bedroom terrace sits in Middlesbrough, Teesside, and has gone on the market for £110,000, as reported by Creatorzine.
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The loo with a view
Photos of the listing show the toilet a few feet from the cooker, the fridge and the sink.
A folding panel covered in red phone boxes shields it from the rest of the room.
Discreetly.
Next to it, a window looks straight out over the back yard, which makes this possibly the only kitchen toilet in Britain with a view worth mentioning.
What £110,000 actually buys you
The bay-fronted house runs over three floors and the listing leans hard on space.
Three reception rooms take up the ground floor, pitched at living, dining, entertaining or working from home.
The kitchen sits at the back with a door out to the courtyard.
Upstairs there are three bedrooms and a family bathroom.
A loft room on the second floor adds more room again.
A project, then
The listing says the house keeps many of its original features but needs updating.
Buyers get the chance to modernise it to their own taste while holding onto the period character, which is estate agent for: bring a skip.
Purplebricks is handling the sale.
Why it matters
Strange property listings have turned into one of the most dependable content formats online.
Accounts on TikTok and Instagram exist purely to screenshot baffling floor plans, and a kitchen toilet behind a phone box door does more numbers in an afternoon than a tastefully renovated semi does in a month.
Creators working the property niche have worked out that the appeal isn’t aspiration. It’s the wince.
Estate agents have noticed too. Listings now get photographed with an audience in mind rather than just a buyer, and the odd features that agents once quietly cropped out have become the reason a property travels at all.
Whoever buys this one will have to decide whether the toilet stays.
Someone will film the decision either way.
